Grab life by its neck, slam it against the wall and take control.
—Floppy Bob
—Floppy Bob
—Floppy Bob
—Floppy Bob
This shit sucks.
Monday is the normal bullshit day, you have a great weekend then Monday comes along and fucks everything up. You push past it because there’s no other option. But now since Labor Day happened we have Tuesday coming in, being the Sub and fucking the whole program up.
This doesnt make the week “go faster”, it just makes people more upset because we cant mentally get through it. Americans are stupid people, If you think otherwise…move to Canada. We need Monday to let us know the week is starting….now we got Tuesday fucking up the program.
I hate the end of Summer…it means the end of fun. Winter time fucking sucks. Who the fuck likes cold weather? Dont get me wrong, I love Christmas, but I’m not into the rain in Southern Cali and dont tell me about that bullshit song, “It never rains in Southern California”….It rains here mother fucker….dont be stupid. He get raindrops.
So fuck this Tuesday. I’m ready for Wednesday….I never thought I would ever say that….but that just happened. Bring on the weekend….PLEASE!!!
Watch Terp2it at SXSW on Monday March 15th [unofficial] at Flamingo Cantina, 10:00p and Wednesday March 17th [official] at Karma Lounge, 8:00p. Watch Chris Trew perform free comedy on Sunday March 14th and Tuesday March 16th at The New Movement, 9:30p.
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